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Hello and welcome to Dave's place on the web. When I started this site, my only intention was to learn a little more about HTML and the web in general. As my interest has grown, I have only updated the site when I felt the need to alter images and so on. This year I'd like to keep a better track on how I'd like the site to grow. I have included a couple of links (LEFT) to sites I visit on a regular basis and hope you find time to take a look. If you wish to email Dave, please feel free. Also, if you have a web site of your own that maybe you feel would benefit from a link, from this site, send a link and I'll take a look. The sites I'm looking to link to include:

Photographic, Motorsport, Classic and historic (inc. vintage) vehicles, Model enthusiasts (rail and other), Herbal sites of all variety and humour sites.

Joke,s / Humour.

The following is my type of humour. If you like it follow the link to more of the same.

Stevie Wonder is playing his first gig in Tokyo and the place is absolutely
packed to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice with his new audience he
asks if anyone would like him to play a request.

A little old Japanese man jumps out of his seat in the first row and shouts
at the top of his voice "Play a Jazz chord! Play a jazz chord!"

Amazed that this guy knows about the jazz influences in Stevie's varied
career, the blind impresario starts to play an E minor scale and then goes
into a difficult jazz melody for about 10 minutes. When he finishes the
whole place goes wild.

The little old man jumps up again and shouts "No, no, play a Jazz chord,
play a Jazz chord".

A bit hacked off by this, Stevie, being the professional that he is, dives
straight into a jazz improvisation with his band around the B flat minor
chord and really tears the place apart. The crowd goes wild with this
impromptu show of his technical expertise.

The little old man jumps up again. "No, no. Play a Jazz chord, play a jazz
chord".

Well and truly hacked off that this little guy doesn't seem to appreciate
his playing ability. Stevie says to him from the stage

"OK smart ass. You get up here and do it!"

The little old man climbs up onto the stage, takes hold of the mike and
starts to sing .....

"A jazz chord to say I ruv you..."

 

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